It’s easier to be a man because…..

1. Your phone call always lasts 30 sec or less
2. In the movies you get to see more naked women than men
3. For a weekly vacation one suit case is enough
4. The line up to the washroom is 80% shorter
5. You can open jars and wine bottles on your own
6. Your friends don’t care if you gain or lose weight
7. The size of your ass does not matter when you apply for a job
8. All your orgasms are real
9. You don’t carry a 10 lb purse filled with “the most important stuff’
10. The TV remote control is only yours
11. You don’t need to shave anything below your neck
12. If you are still single at 34, no one gives a damn
13. All problems are solved with flowers
14. You think about sex 90% of your free time
15. Three pairs of shoes are MORE than enough
16. You can take your top off in public if you are hot
17. The entire month your mood is stable
18. People never stare at your breasts when you are talking to them
19. You don’t really care if anyone noticed your new haircut
20. If there is another man at the party dressed as you are, you can possible become friends
21. Your last name stays put
22. You can never be pregnant
23. Mechanics tell you the truth
24. The world is your urinal
25. You never have to stop to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky
26. Wrinkles add character
27. Wedding dress $5000; Tux rental-$100
28. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
29. You can play with toys all your life
30. Your belly usually hides your big hips
31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
32. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife