Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Believe it or NOT...

1. In the name New York City = 11 letters
2. In the name Afghanistan = 11 letters
3. In the name Ramsin Yuseb (a terrorist who planned the terror on the Twin Towers in New York) = 11 letters
4. In the name George W. Bush = 11 letters

This might seem as a coincidence, but continue reading further:
  1. New York is an 11th state in the United States
  2. On a plane №11 were 92 passengers  (9 + 2 = 11)
  3. On a plane №77 (which is another plane that cashed into the towers) were 65 passengers (6 + 5 = 11)
  4. The tragedy happened on September 11 or 11.09 (1+1+9=11)
  5. Emergency phone number in USA is 911 (9+1+1=11)
  6. Number of people suffered the crush came to 254 (2+5+4=11)
  7. September 11 is a 254th day of the year (2+5+4=11)
  8. In 3.11.2004 Madrid suffered bombings (3+1+ 1+2+0+0+4 =11)
  9. The tragedy in New York happened 911 days after the bombing in Madrid (9+1+1=11)

And now, try this little trick:
  1. Open Microsoft Word
  2. Type Q33 NY (this is the number of the first plane that crashed into the Towers)
  3. Change the font size to 72
  4. Change the font to WINDINGS (WINDINGS 1)
…..These facts could be just a coincidence, but is it?
And if all of this is true, what is going to happen next?

I know its a bit too early but I just wanted to take a minute and pray for all those who survived and for the families who lost their loved ones in this horrific crash.

Interesting Japanese Ideas

Policeman Testifies in Court.....You'll Love This!!!

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir.  But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks  away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.  Do you trust your fellow officers?"

A: "Yes, sir.  With my life."

Q: "With your life?  Let me ask you this then officer.  Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do!"

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win :)

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Allergy Congestions...DIY Massage

Every August to September I am going through a torture due to my Ragweed Pollen Allergies. My nose is constantly stuffed, my eyes are itchy and my throat feels like its on fire. I go through boxes of Kleenex faster than a shot of tequila.

Every sneeze gives me such a head ache that I am wishing for the winter to hurry up...and I HATE winter!!!!
I found this Do-It-Yourself massage to ease the congestion.
I would like to share that with you:

1.Perform the below routine 3 times:
    1.Perform 10 pressures on a cavity at the corner of the nostrils (point 1). You should almost close and open the nostrils when you do the round movement.
    2.Perform 10 pressures on a cavity just below the corner of the eyes near the nose (point 2)
    3.Perform 10 pressures on a cavity just below the ear, behind the earlobe (point 3)
    4.Massage the earlobe 10 times (point 4)
2.After performing the above 3 times, you should feel immediate relief of your nasal congestion. It is advised to return on the above procedure again in about 10 minutes to make it more permanent or the congestion could return.

Additional instructions: The pressures are actually round movement. Look at the pictures for exact motion.

I hope these instruction will make you feel better next time you’ve got stuffy nose. Tell me if it helps you as much as it helps me.

For my red eyes I tried so many different kinds of Visine and other eye drops that are available on the market. The best one I found so far is the Polysporin Antibiotic Eye Drops:

These drops work fast and they also can be used for minor ear infections. This is def a product I will be using for the rest of my life :)


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