Friday, 9 September 2011

It's Hell to be Old :)

An  85-year-old man was requested by  his Doctor for a  sperm count as part of his physical Exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take This jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'  
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the  jar, which was as  clean and empty as on the previous day.  
The doctor asked what happened and the man Explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my  right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.  'Then I asked my wife for help.  She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth  in, then with  her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door And she  tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and  she even tried squeezin' it between her knees,  but still nothing.' 
The  doctor was shocked! 'You asked your Neighbor?'    
The old man replied, 'Yep, none  of us could get the jar open.'

Have a great day :D

Love E.

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