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Saturday 31 March 2012

Wild Sex - Joke :)

The Italian man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!”

The Frenchman boasted, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 10 minutes!”
The Jewish man said, “Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmalz (chicken fat). We made love, and she screamed for over six hours!”
The other two were stunned.
The amazed Frenchman asked, “What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?”
The Jewish man said.............”I wiped my hands on the bedspread.”

1 comment:

  1. You should see how my pal Wesley Virgin's autobiography starts in this SHOCKING AND CONTROVERSIAL video.

    As a matter of fact, Wesley was in the military-and soon after leaving-he discovered hidden, "MIND CONTROL" tactics that the CIA and others used to get everything they want.

    As it turns out, these are the EXACT same tactics many famous people (notably those who "come out of nowhere") and top business people used to become rich and successful.

    You probably know that you only use 10% of your brain.

    That's because most of your brainpower is UNCONSCIOUS.

    Maybe this expression has even occurred IN YOUR own brain... as it did in my good friend Wesley Virgin's brain about seven years back, while driving an unlicensed, garbage bucket of a car without a driver's license and $3 in his pocket.

    "I'm absolutely fed up with going through life paycheck to paycheck! When will I finally make it?"

    You took part in those thoughts, isn't it so?

    Your success story is going to start. You need to start believing in YOURSELF.

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