Mother is ALWAYS right!

I was visiting my friend the other day whom i didn't see in a very long time because she is a very busy mama. I decided to go and see her since she has no time to go out anymore. She has 2 little boogers (Daniel 4 &  Angela 2) who are so hyper that it made my head hurt :) On top of the little kids, she also have 4 pit bulls and 3 cats. The dogs and the kids were running all over the place and I could see by her face that she no longer gives a damn hahaha. She pulled me outside to the patio, slid the glass door shut and lit a cigarette. She says that she would never give THAT k-os for anything :)
When she finally got the kids to calm down, she sat them down to eat lunch....and one again I heard something like "no lunch, no chocolate cake".....it reminded me of something very funny Gio's mom sent me:

I Owe My Mother....

1.  My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
     "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2.  My mother taught me RELIGION 
     "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.  My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
     "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.  My mother taught me LOGIC
     "Because I said so, that's why."

5.  My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 
     "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.  My mother taught me FORESIGHT
     "Make sure you wear clean underwear,in case you're in an accident."

7.  My mother taught me IRONY   
     "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8.  My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
     "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9.  My mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM
     "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA  
      "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about  WEATHER 
      "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
      "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
      "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
      "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY
      "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
      "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
     "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
      "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP
      "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20.  My mother taught me HUMOR
       "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
      "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS   
      "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS
     "Shut that door behind you.Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM   
      "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:
25.  My mother taught me about JUSTICE
     "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

My personal all time favorite! 
 
My mother taught me about CHOICE. 
"Do you want me to stop this car?"

 What did YOUR mom teach you??? :D

Rob Gonsalves

I found these paintings very interesting. Each picture has mystery in it.

Enjoy!
Rob Gonsalves is a Canadian painter of magic realism with a unique perspective and style. He produces original works, limited edition prints and illustrations for his own books.

Beet Hummus, Lamb and Brownie Cupcakes

I am a huge chickpeas and hummus fan. I make a batch of garlic hummus at least once every a couple of weeks because Gio loves it. Its always good to have hummus in the fridge for a quick snack. I have it with some pita chips after the gym to kill my hunger.
The other day I was searching the net for some interesting recipes and found a Beet Hummus recipe.
At first I was a bit skeptic about it and thought that it is a pretty weird combination, but after making it I fell in love with it. I can't even explain the flavor... you have to try it to understand.
I also wanted to share some of my other favorite recipes.
I hope you enjoy them. Please let me know what you liked and what you didn't like.
I would really appreciate feed back.

Love E

Babies See, Babies Do....

I came across these pictures somewhere on the net and found them to be really cute.
I absolutely LOVE babies and can't wait to have some of my own....but for now I only get to enjoy looking at other peoples babies.
Hope you like these photos...they made me smile :)

It’s easier to be a man because…..

1. Your phone call always lasts 30 sec or less
2. In the movies you get to see more naked women than men
3. For a weekly vacation one suit case is enough
4. The line up to the washroom is 80% shorter
5. You can open jars and wine bottles on your own
6. Your friends don’t care if you gain or lose weight
7. The size of your ass does not matter when you apply for a job
8. All your orgasms are real
9. You don’t carry a 10 lb purse filled with “the most important stuff’
10. The TV remote control is only yours
11. You don’t need to shave anything below your neck
12. If you are still single at 34, no one gives a damn
13. All problems are solved with flowers
14. You think about sex 90% of your free time
15. Three pairs of shoes are MORE than enough
16. You can take your top off in public if you are hot
17. The entire month your mood is stable
18. People never stare at your breasts when you are talking to them
19. You don’t really care if anyone noticed your new haircut
20. If there is another man at the party dressed as you are, you can possible become friends
21. Your last name stays put
22. You can never be pregnant
23. Mechanics tell you the truth
24. The world is your urinal
25. You never have to stop to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky
26. Wrinkles add character
27. Wedding dress $5000; Tux rental-$100
28. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
29. You can play with toys all your life
30. Your belly usually hides your big hips
31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
32. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife